I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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