I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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