Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
