whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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