We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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