Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
