So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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