Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We were destined to go to rehab together
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize