Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
where does the pee come out of this thing
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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