Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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