i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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