Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I deserve this hangover.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
