just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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