I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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