Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Too much gin, very little bucket
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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