Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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