I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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