i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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