I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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