I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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