Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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