Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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