The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
whose parrot is this?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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