So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i would punch a child for taco bell
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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