he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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