she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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