I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize