it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Less talking, more tequila
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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