this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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