Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her vagine was all disorganized.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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