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(510): View more from California

one might say we're banned from that church

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(310): View more from California

Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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it's ELEVEN

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thirty

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

(1-817): View more from Texas

We're no longer friends.

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(317): View more from Indiana

If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.

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