i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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