is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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