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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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