I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I think i got beer on your cat.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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