something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Houston, we have a blender
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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