Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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