this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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