People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
try to milk me bitch
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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