This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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