i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
