Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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