he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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