I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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