Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
