Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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