I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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