so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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