That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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