We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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