he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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