i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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