Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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