you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize