Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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