I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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