hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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